White on White

Just a heads up for you.

The price of Easy Cheese is outlandish these days. My first reaction is to blame it on the Ethanol craze and slap the first person who crosses my path. My second reaction is to find an alternative.

Enter: Cheese Wow!

Found only at your local Wal-Mart, Cheese Wow! is the cheap version of fake cheese in a can. The name grabs me more than “Easy Cheese.” It strikes me as choosing either “Broadway Musical Fake Can Cheese” or “Harlot Fake Can Cheese.” The choice is obvious, yeah? Who wouldn’t take the Broadway Musical over the harlot on the sidewalk outside the theater. Very clever Wal-Mart…clever like a fox.

But, pals, what we have to remember is this:

That harlot has most likely been on the sidewalk for years. She’s got stories to tell and experience to stand on.  The musical, on the otherhand, is in its third…MAYBE fourth week of performances and could quite possibly be written by someone trying to replicate the life that harlot has experienced.

What it really comes down to is I tried Cheese Wow!. It’s moderately okay. Not much flavor. Sorry I didn’t get to that sooner.